I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

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oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

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you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

(Source: urbancatfitters)

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not all ‘old’ music is good and not all ‘new’ music is bad so get your head out of your ass

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“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

(Source: cokeflow)

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if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

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today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

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