Hey man, I’m just trying to keep this friendship alive and you’re kinda not cooperating with me lol

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When I’m around you, I just feel happy for no reason.
― (via loverichardperry)
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[cries over video game music]

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All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

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You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

(Source: ignorntatheist)

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